There are a few things we need to talk about.
First of all, just because the words rhyme, does not mean it is a well-written song.
Secondly, the transition here is terrible. The fast paced verses change abruptly to you screaming "she cranks my tractor" at the top of your lungs.
Oh, and I know you and your record label are having a pretty good time laughing over the obvious comical genius that is the lyrics of this song. But it's not funny. Like, at all. One more thing: blasting electric guitars don't mix well with fast paced fiddles.
"Cowboys And Angels" to "She Cranks My Tractor" = "Better Than I Used To Be" to "Truck Yeah" 2.0
Sincerely, Markus Meyer