And B.) The only positive thing I have to say about this is that it doesn't suck as much as the worst songs I've ever heard. It's close, but it's not THAT level of suck.
That being said, if you enjoy Sam and his music, fine. Everyone should have the freedom to like what they want to like. Answer me this though, for those of you preaching that Sam is some songwriting God, tell me what's so artistic about this misogynistic piece of crap, since I sure as hell can't figure it out. It's creepier than Chase Rice's worst songs, and I don't even know how the fuck one could even accomplish that, at least until I heard this. That's not even to mention the sterile production complete with fake percussion.
Forget the fact that it isn't Country at all either, that's like the least of its worries. That's like walking into the store and being afraid people will notice that mustard stain on your shirt when instead you should be worried about the fact that you left your house 5 hours ago and forgot to turn off the oven. What? That's a stupid analogy and a stupid joke? Well....this is a stupid song.
I'd love to one day be able to write down something positive about a Sam Hunt song, but today isn't that day apparently.
Listen (Or Don't, I Recommend Don't): "Body Like A Backroad"
Author: Leon Blair